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		<title>Weasels On The Loose!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2009 17:35:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is excellent news!
Black-footed ferret back on prairie turf



And if you&#8217;d like to learn more about these little buggers, check out the Smithsonian National Zoo&#8217;s live ferret camera and their efforts to prevent the extinction of the only remaining undomesticated ferret.

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		<title>Duct Tape and WD-40</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2009 14:38:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s an old joke that says all you need to fix anything is duct tape and WD-40. If it moves and it shouldn&#8217;t, use the duct tape. If it doesn&#8217;t move and it should, use the WD-40. Now there&#8217;s a site dedicated to the folks among us who live by this philosophy. God help us!
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		<title>Flu-Like Symptoms?</title>
		<link>http://assistedprocrastination.wordpress.com/2009/09/27/flu-like-symptoms/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Sep 2009 21:04:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thank you to DH for sharing this excellent resource for determining the type of flu you or someone you know may have as well as how to treat it, who&#8217;s at risk, and who to contact in an emergency. If only the CDC provided something this clear and concise!
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		<title>Friendly PSA</title>
		<link>http://assistedprocrastination.wordpress.com/2009/09/10/friendly-psa/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 20:46:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There is *no* minimum threshold to the level of friendship or relationship to  another person that is required to allow one person to inform another about something stuck on a tooth or hanging from the nose. As repulsive as it may be, the viewer shouldn&#8217;t have to watch it for any length of time [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=assistedprocrastination.wordpress.com&blog=2573067&post=446&subd=assistedprocrastination&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Rain Delay</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Sep 2009 02:50:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I recently spent quite a bit of time visiting airport restrooms across the country. I&#8217;m pretty sure a woman (brilliantly) came up with the concept for the auto-flush toilet. She had a man design it and, after using it for the first time, she promptly jumped up and proclaimed the need for at least a [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=assistedprocrastination.wordpress.com&blog=2573067&post=443&subd=assistedprocrastination&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>High Society</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2009 20:02:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh, get off your high horse. Some stereotypes exist for a reason. This is one of them.
People of Walmart
(Many thanks to Six for sharing.)
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		<title>Take Out and a Good Book?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2009 13:41:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A popular Japanese steak house chain has been advertising a &#8220;Twilight Tasting Menu&#8221; from 5-9pm on weekdays. While an interesting concept, considering the book series of a similar name that I recently finished, I just can&#8217;t stomach the thought of what might be included on this menu. I thought their food was not-so-great when I [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=assistedprocrastination.wordpress.com&blog=2573067&post=433&subd=assistedprocrastination&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Mishmash</title>
		<link>http://assistedprocrastination.wordpress.com/2009/08/25/mishmash/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 19:17:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I got a great giggle out of this new-to-me site I intend to follow. It&#8217;s entertaining and extols the importance of knowing when it&#8217;s appropriate to use quotes &#8211; Unnecessary Quotes
And in the category of  &#8220;I Totally Know That Feeling&#8221; is a video shared by BubbleGal as a followup to The Rainbow Lady.

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		<title>More For Your Wandering Pleasure</title>
		<link>http://assistedprocrastination.wordpress.com/2009/08/11/more-for-your-wandering-pleasure/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2009 02:50:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s been a while since I&#8217;ve provided you with some true procrastination material. I don&#8217;t want to lose my reputation so here you go. (Listed in order of child-appropriateness starting with &#8220;not really&#8221; and ending with &#8220;it has a picture of a penis so just don&#8217;t go there with little Sally nearby.&#8221; You&#8217;ve been warned.) [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=assistedprocrastination.wordpress.com&blog=2573067&post=415&subd=assistedprocrastination&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Foul Play</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2009 14:29:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This summer, The Kid is enrolled in the usual summer camps during the day. The typical entertain-the-kids-all-day-until-their-parents-get-off-work kind of camps. They play games, swim, run, do arts and crafts, and a couple of weeks she does martial arts (aka Butt-Kicking Camp).
Occasionally, we get &#8220;Incident Reports&#8221; detailing some minor, stupid injury like a bump on the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=assistedprocrastination.wordpress.com&blog=2573067&post=411&subd=assistedprocrastination&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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